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i woke up late this morning and lost my rental reservation. thankfully they were able to get me one by noon, and it provided a great opportunity to watch that scene from "seinfeld." you can take the reservation. you just can’t seem to hold the reservation.

this at least also provided an opportunity to have kerbey lane for breakfast. i picked up my mitsubishi gallant (at least it’s not another cobalt) and went off to my meeting with the injury adjuster. i walked away with a check for 00 because i’m really not in the business of ripping anyone off, including insurance companies. i got three days pay for my missed work, money for my doctor visit and muscle relaxers, and 00 of hush money (i.e. to prevent me from suing her). good enough for me.

i’m thinking grant’s status of totaled or not is pretty close to the line. the injury adjuster said if he was totaled i’d get a call from her. well, i did while we were in toy joy, and she wanted a copy of my contract showing purchase price. it sounds harsh, but i want him to be totaled. it’ll be the faster and less painful of routes, and i can get a 2010 with a 10-speaker bose system (as opposed to grant’s six speakers).

i bought sarah a cute dress tonight that i wish i could wear. i’m just too lumpy. i’m an apple, so dresses just don’t look right. sarah has a little of mom’s pearness, so i’m living vicariously through her. now she just better wear that dang worth of cotton or i’m going to hurt her.

i wish i didn’t have to go back to work tomorrow. i wrote an email to jamie and dennis this morning but saved it instead of sending it. i’m sure they along with a few others (because this is what happens when you’re out of the office) spent plenty of time saying horrible things about me and my absence. on a personal level i’m cool with jamie and dennis, but working for them is downright painful. oh well, at least it’s just for one day before the weekend!

7/30/09

HTML clipboardMen sometimes underestimate the power of using sweet romantic pick up lines on women. There are many women out there, who would appreciate a romantic approach. There has been a growing trend in modern society to frown upon sweet and romantic approaches and instead advocate being tough and neutral. Whilst, the latter does work for some women, there is still a great deal of women that would appreciate the former.
If you are thinking of approaching beautiful women and are lost in thought on what to say, partly because you are nervous and partly because of you are clueless then I suggest trying some of these romantic pick up lines below:
1. My love for you is like the energizer bunny; it keeps going and going.
2. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
3. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
4. I am writing a paper on the finer things in life, so may I interview you?

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5. Do you have a band aid? She answers “no.” You responds by saying “Cause I think I scrapped my knee when I fell for you.”
6. I bet you a 0 you are going to turn me down?
7. Hey you know Dr. Phil says I am afraid of commitment….Do you want to prove him wrong?
8. Was your father an alien? Because there is nothing else like you on earth!
9. How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice.
10. Have you always been this cute or did you work at it?
11. If I told you, you were very beautiful; would you hold it against me?
12. You should be someone’s wife. What are your thoughts on marriage?
13. Come live in my heart and pay no rent.
14. You are a 9- you would be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
15. Here are the keys to my house, my car and my heart.
These sweet romantic pick up lines are meant to be said in a fun and cheerful way. It is essential that you smile when delivering them. Don’t ever appear to be serious when delivering them or take it seriously. If you deliver these with the right attitude and spirit then you should expect positive results, at the very least a smile.
If you would like to learn how to master the art of seduction and go beyond romantic pick up lines and discover how to attract and seduce any type of woman then visit my website to get your hands on that free report that transformed the dating lives of thousands of men.

Mark Taylor is an expert on seduction, attraction and dating. He has helped thousands of men attract beautiful women and get over their shyness and transform into confident men. If you would like to be able to seduce ANY women then check out his website at www.masteronlinedater.com

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Due to a lot of requests this is part 2 of Super Cheesy Pick-Up Lines. Some are from You Tubers whom left comments on Part 1. 1) Hey~ What’s up girl. How have you been. Wow you look so beautiful. It’s me. It’s me. From your dreams. I’m your knight in shining armor. 2) Yo Yo Yo Yo YO Oh~ Ahn Nyung Ha Sae Yo~ Honey~ 3) You are as sweet as 3.14(Pi) 4) If I had a garden, I would put your tulips and my tulips together. 5) You have nicer legs than an isosceles triangle. 6) When you have pimples on your forehead that means someone likes you. See all those pimples on your forehead? That’s me baby~ 7) Can you promise me something? If I kiss you…promise me… you won’t scream. 8) *sniff sniff* Do you smell that? You smell like trash. Do you mind if I take you out? Line by: www.youtube.com 9) Wait a minute…Your beauty has caused my heart to lag. 10) You are like pinkberry yogurt. So sweet and no fat. 11) If I was a duck I would quack every time I saw a beautiful swan. Quack~ Quack~ 12) Me~OW~~ Little kitty cat. You’re so fine it hurts. Purr~ 13) Do you want to go for a ride on my bike? I can pedal really fast. 14) You are so beautiful you give the sun a reason to shine. Line by: www.youtube.com 15) Hey girl. Tomorrow I’ll have so much money I’ll buy you whatever you want. All you have to do is drive the getaway car. 16) You are so hot you are the cause of global warming. Line by: www.youtube.com 17) Did you feel that? It was an earthquake in my heart. It says you are a 10.0 on
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