Dirty Pick up Lines: The Right Way to Use Them

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If you have been in the dating arena for quite some time, you might have used all sorts of openers including dirty pick up lines. These pickup lines are designed to surprise and even shock women. Some guys even think that women would not respond to this type of pickup lines. Well, you have to think again; it is because they are more likely going to react.

Now the question lies whether or not she is going to be offended or simply ignore you. It can be quite difficult to tell because there are women who will also laugh and get back at you with dirty response too. Her reaction may even leave you speechless; somehow you need to prepare for this type of response. It could also be an indication that it is going to be a fun evening for both of you.

Normally, these dirty pick up lines can make your night more interesting. It is because you are uncertain on the possible result that may happen. You need to be real clever and smooth when using these pickup lines.  You need to be very careful when, where and on whom you are going to try using these naughty but good pickup lines.

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Dirty Pick up Lines: For Whom Are You Going to Use them

Choose on whom you are going to use these pickup lines. If it happens that she get offended by it, then you may find yourself being slapped or even worse like getting arrested for harassment. So you have to use your judgement whether the person you plan to use them on is receptive to this kind of pickup lines.

You also need to make sure that she would not get offended by it. You would not want her to file a case of sexual harassment against you. You just do not use dirty openers to any woman that you meet.

Dirty Pick up Lines: Where is the Right Place to Use them

Know the most ideal place where you can use these dirty pick up lines. These pickup lines will certainly work best at places like clubs and bars. However, do not attempt to use these pickup lines in posh clubs. It will be much better to try using it in one of the local bars where you are considered as a regular. In this manner, you have a greater chance of getting away with it. A woman who is checking out melons at the grocery store will definitely not appreciate this type of humor. So you need to choose the right place where you can these pickup lines.

dirty pickup linesDirty Pick up Lines: When is the Right Time to Use Them

When the right time to use dirty pickup lines is another thing that you have to remember. Again, timing is very important especially in using pickup lines. Again, let us go back to the woman checking out at the grocery store. As mentioned, she will not appreciate such type of humor while she is out there running some errands. But if you happen to meet the same woman in the bar; and she seem to be drinking and dancing the night away; well she may be ready with your another dirty pickup line this time around. You should be able to tell if the atmosphere is conducive to using naughty pickup lines.

Once you decide to use these pickup lines instead of the usual sweet pickup lines, you also need to realize that are thousand and one ways to get a date. You also need to consider the fact if these pickup lines work; it could also mean that you are not going to have a long term relationship with the woman that these dirty pickup lines work on.

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Here are a few of these dirty pick up lines:

  • That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
  • Do you want to see something swell?
  • Hey babe…do you realise that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
  • What do you like for breakfast?
  • Excuse me. Do you want to f**k or should I apologise?
  • “Your daddy must have been a baker ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.”
  • “Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?”
  • “Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?”
  • Wanna f**k like bunnies?
  • Say, did we go to different schools together?
  • Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
  • “You must work at Subway ’cause you just gave me a foot long.”
  • “Could you please step away from the bar? You are melting all the ice.”
  • “I’m gay. Think you can convert me?”
  • “You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.”
  • “All those curves and me with no brakes.”
  • “I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.”
  • “How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?”
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    Originally posted 2017-01-04 03:23:11.