My Favorite Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty Pick Up Lines

John asks…

Hey Dean, I’m a big fan of your book Mack Tactics and I know you teach guys how to approach women in all kinds of smooth ways — but to be honest, I LOVE dirty up lines. I think they are hilarious and awesome.. if you have ANYYYY kind at all or anything ..tell me.. whether you hate them, love them, or anything, there must be a few dirty pick up lines out there that are worth trying!

it b awesome! thxx 🙂

Dean Cortez answers:

~What has 148 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? My Zipper.
~Are you an official? Because you just officially gave me a boner!
~Do you know Karate? Because that body is kickin’.
~Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
~You have something in your eye….oh wait… Thats just a sparkle.
~Lets play Army! I’ll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
~Dont be suprised if a fat guy in a red jumpsuit kidnaps you and puts you in a bag…because i asked for you for Christmas.
~Do you know what the difference between sex and a conversation is? Lets go upstairs and talk.
~Hey how does it feel? (Her: how does what feel?) How does it feel to be smoking hot! ( or how does it feel to give me a boner)
~Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
~Do you have a mirror in you pants? Because i can see myself in them.
~Is your Dad a baker? Because you have a nice pair of buns.
~Does this smell like chloroform?
~Ever kissed a bunny between the ears? (pull your pockets inside out) Want to?
~You must be tired. Because you have been running through my mind all night.
~Did you fall from heaven? Because i have a boner! Lmao
~They call me Chuck Norris for a reason. (raises eyebrows)
~Do you play an instrument? Because id love for you to blow my horn.
~(looks at her breast) What a lovely pair you twins you have there!
~Nice shoes! Wanna F*ck?
~Are you a bowl of lucky charms? Because you look magically delicious!

Those are a few dirty pick up lines I came up with off the top of my head. Ive used quite a few pick up lines on girls, and just remember that with any pick up line, you’ve got to deliver it the right way. If you say a dirty pick up line with a playful smile, and display relaxed body language, a cool chick will know you’re not being serious and she’ll laugh along. This way, you can actually use dirty pick up lines to start a conversation in a fun, original way.

James asks…

FUNNY (not dirty) pick up lines for girls?

I’m kinda shy but I want to make a girl laugh. ALSO NOT DIRTY. Please put ones that are funny and work.

Dean Cortez answers:

Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over you!
(Pretend like youre checking her shirt tag) Just as I thought, made in heaven.
Did it hurt? (She’ll aske did what hurt) When you fell from heaven)
Do you like blueberrys ore strawberrys? (She’ll ask why) So I’ll know what to make you for breakfast in the morning.
And you can’t go wrong with this one…What’s up, from out of town? (while bobbing your head to some imaginary dance music lol)

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Originally posted 2011-10-27 22:05:29.