Forget The Funny Pick Up Lines And Learn How To Talk To Girls

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Most guys need help with talking to women, so that they don’t need to fall back on funny pick up lines, or corny pick up lines. So what are some good things to talk about with a girl? This is one question that has been plaguing the minds of many men who are looking to start and get into a decent conversation with a woman. With everything that can be talked about, which of those should you use to create a good first impression?

Take note that not all topics are created equal and there will always be those that are more favored. There are six features that a good topic should have. It should be able to build rapport, create an emotional state, is three-dimensional, keep the conversation going, display your attractive qualities, and it should lead to sexuality.

One of the good things to talk about with a girl is gossip. This is one of the most effective ways to evoke emotion and opinion from the girl that you are directing it to. Gossip never fails in getting the attention of any person. Talk about an interesting issue or scandal that a friend of yours has recently been in and ask for the girl’s view on the entire situation. If it is at all feasible, you can even make up your own scandals that deal with relationships and sex. The more twisted and intriguing they are the better.

One topic that will allow us to talk for hours on end is those that are about our interests and passions. A good question to ask a girl is one that will spark her interest and allows her to expound on it. By doing so, you are giving the impression that you are not self-centered and are willing to give the stage to whoever it is due. After she has shared hers; give her a piece of yours as well. Letting the girl know that you are highly passionate about something gives her the message that you can make up your own mind and is not afraid to make decisions on your own.

Conversation Topics You Should Stay Away From With Girls (And No Dirty Pick Up Lines…)

Talking about how you are right now can be a big bore. Do not do this and talk about you early struggles instead. Give her a brief account of how your childhood was like and introduce her to those people who are a big part of it. Also tell her the sacrifices that you have to do in order for you to be in the position that you are in right now. This will be very effective if you are already a very successful professional right now. In such conversations, girls will see you as a guy who is determined to achieve all of his goals and aspirations in life.

Conversations about travel are very interesting picks as all of us enjoy going to new places. The key here is to allow the girl to talk first. Let her tell you about the places that she has been to and the experiences she has had in these places. Then let out a story or two about your own experiences. Make sure that you have picked the right stories to tell beforehand. Do not ramble on the list of all the places that you have been. You would not want to be branded a suck-up. A man who loves to travel is a big turn on for many women.

No matter how desperate the situation may seem, do not get into the “interview mode” and start asking about the girl’s work, address, number of siblings, and so on. These questions have already been overused and misused way too much and too long. Whatever topic you talk about, ensure that the conversation will never have any lull moments. Also keep in mind the six attributes of an interesting conversation topic to be your guide in choosing good things to talk about with a girl

Examples Of Topics To Talk About With Girls

There are no fixed topics to talk about with a girl. We are all very diverse creatures and so out interest vary from person to person; sometimes even from time to time. There are, however, good topics that both of you can talk about. If you intend to hit it off with a girl; keep in mind to introduce topics that are primarily of her interest. To do this, you will need to get a good grasp of the things that interest her the most. Take note of those topics that she mostly talks about. Make these as you guide in constructing a good basis for a conversation. Here are some suggested topics that will make for a good subject as you talk with a girl.

All of us have passions and interests. This makes it one of the good topics to talk about with a girl. Ask the girl what things give her good pleasure in those times when she has some free time to fill up with. Getting the girl to open up about such topics will be good way to get to know her more since she can easily talk about her passions. Once she starts talking about this topic; show her hat you care by properly responding to whatever she says, even if you are not well versed with it. If you can, divert the conversation into an interest that you both share and give yourself a chance to open up about it as well. Discussions on things that are of interest to both of you are good ways to hit it off.

Another one of the good things to talk about with a girl is the topic that concerns her work life. There are so many things about work that can be used to make up a good discussion: the work environment, her boss, her colleagues, corporate culture, and may more. You may even ask her about her future plans as far as her career is concerned. In turn, also share a little bit of your work life just so she acquires a glimpse of how you work. This will be a very good idea if you both share the same workplace or the same boss.

Questions to ask a girl with regards to her likes and dislikes may fall on the categories of her hobbies and interests. However, there are things that she just likes but she does not consider as a hobby. You can ask the girl a wide range of questions with regards to this topic. Ask her about her favorite color, game, brands, sports, and many more. Also talk about her pet peeves – the things that disgust or annoy her. The information that you will gain in such topic will prove to be very helpful if you ever decide to pursue her. This way, you will not what ticks her and what will not.

Another topic that both of you can talk about is pop culture. This topic can compose celebrities, movies, and music. Get to know more about her favorite music genre or know her top five favorite chick flicks. You may even ask her who her favorite singer or actress is. You might also want to talk about less serious topics like the funniest thing that she has ever done and other similar things. This will make the entire conversation less somber.

With so many things to talk about with a girl, you should never feel the need to try corny pick up lines, or have to constantly use funny one liners. Make sure that you inject some good jokes to keep things light and airy. Also do not forget to talk a little about yourself too; do not make it a one-way communication process. Keep in mind that the key to being successful is being able to properly choose the right topics to talk about with a girl.

Now, I’ll admit, once in a while using some funny pick up lines can be an amusing way to break the ice — as long as you can transition from the funny pick up lines into an interesting conversation!

Some Funny Pick Up Lines I’ve Used…

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(Gently place your hands on her shoulders and say) Oh, those are shoulder blades? I thought they were wings.

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Once too many

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Hey…somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

How was heaven when you left it?

I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the man/woman of my dreams!

Stand still so I can pick you up!

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

What’s that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.

What’s your favorite position on extramarital sex?

Where have you been all my life?

Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

Ask a person for the time. “10:30? So today is June 2, 2006, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you.”

“Pinch me.” “Why?” “You’re so fine I must be dreaming.”

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Originally posted 2015-08-04 00:14:38.