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About three months ago, my sister discovered this beautiful 1955 Dodge Jobline pick-up truck in a local Charleston newspaper. Knowing how much I’d always dreamed of owning a 1950’s red pick-up, she rang to tell me about the listing and I located it online. We talked about how beautiful it was and of all the things we’d love to do with the truck, but the price was simply too high and over time, we soon forgot about her.

Then, about two weeks ago, our Granny passed away and I found myself back in S.C. for her burial. One day shortly after, with emotions still at an all-time high, my sister and I decided we would go kayaking where our Granny and Grandpa were born and raised. It would’ve been a great trip, except none of the weather forecasters had predicted the severe thunderstorms that ensued and we quickly found ourselves in need of alternative plans. What better to do than shop, right?

With our trip canceled, we found ourselves riding around Mt. Pleasant with a ridiculously large two-person kayak on our roof and "nothing" to do. I mentioned thinking it would be nice to go back and check out this 1960’s “Endless Summer” type canary yellow station wagon we’d passed the day before, so we headed to the garage where it was parked. After perusing a wide array of vintage vehicles, we made out way to the garage and struck up a conversation with the mechanics. We inquired about some of the vintage vehicles and mentioned we’d found a red 1950’s red pick-up a few months back and asked if they’d ever seen one. They mentioned knowing of both a black and a white 1950’s truck, but no red one. As the conversation neared the ½ hour mark, one of the mechanics remembered he’d seen a red 1950’s pick-up parked at a law firm not far from the shop. As soon as he said this I thought (and my sister claims I said out loud), “That’s it!”.

After getting a few other places / people’s names who might know where to find a 1950’s pick-up, we took our chances and headed to see the truck the mechanic had mentioned seeing "a while back". We had nothing to lose by looking. As soon as we saw the vehicle and drove around the back-end, I knew it was the same one my sister had found three months prior. On the driver’s door window hung a sign advertising a slashed price and a phone number. After taking some photos and checking out the vehicle, my sister rang the listed number. We’d both just assumed the truck belonged to a man, so when a woman answered, she was surprised. After speaking for a few minutes, it became clear the voice at the other end was not going to “hand the phone over” (to a man). So, my sister asked, "Are you the owner?", to which the woman replied, "Yes!".

Needless to say, I think we were all a little surprised. The owner – Christine – explained she’d moved to Charleston from NYC to get into the bakery business and had bought the truck to "pick up men" – yes, that’s why she’d gotten it. At this juncture, my sister looked like she’d seen a ghost. There were several reasons for this "ook". One being, she’d been born in NY and two, her sister (that’d be me) currently lives there. Thirdly, she’d been trying to figure out how to transition out of a career in radio and was thinking of starting a baking business! I’m not kidding. When she asked Christine if owning the truck had indeed helped her meet any men, she said it hadn’t, but that the truck had been rented quite a few times for photo shoots and commercials. Gears in our heads quickly began turning. And Christine was so happy that women were calling about the truck because she specifically wanted to sell the truck to a female. She told us to go into the offices and get the keys to go for a spin.

She’d also mentioned the mechanic who’d worked on the truck was close by and told us where to find his garage. After going in and speaking with a lovely woman who had some problem locating the keys, we went back outside to wait. After a few minutes, the keys arrived and the girl mentioned if we could wait, that the mechanic who’d worked on the vehicle would be coming by to pick both she and her Mum in a few minutes. Huh? Why?!? Because the mechanic was her father! When we heard this, it was like a bolt of lightening had struck. How was it possible the mechanic we’d just been told about and whom we were going to go visit would be coming to us? Things were just getting too weird, so, of course, we waited. It seemed kizmit was taking over at this juncture.

It had been a while since I’d driven a standard, though it’s been my main transmission for the majority of my driving years, so I wasn’t too worried. And, my sister had learned how to drive a standard shift on a tractor on someone’s farm, so between the two of us, we thought we’d be okay. Not long after, the mechanic arrived. If seemed the truck hadn’t been started in a while, so he had to jump-start her and we all piled in. He took us to a nearby car park and we drove around back to an empty area. My sister decided to go first and we all had a really good laugh. Next, it was my turn and after the mechanic properly explained the H-gear pattern, I did an so-so job with the ½ ton, no power steering, no power breaks slant V6 badass – though this isn’t to say it wasn’t nerve-racking as hell! Not only was she extremely difficult to maneuver, but somehow driving her made one’s hands completely black and at some point, we’d all touched our faces and had black marks all over ourselves and our clothing. We looked like Al Jolsen in his black-face – except, in reverse!

After returning to the law firm, we said we’d be back in a few days. We spent a day trying to figure out how we could make getting this truck happen and returned to take (what we’d already named) “Big Red” to a few mechanics shops and restoration experts the following day. Before getting out on crowded main roads, we decided to get some more practice driving the truck and so, after some quick cleaning of the windows and interior, we headed back to that nearby car park.

It’s a good thing my sister had learned to drive on a tractor, because on this particular 97degree afternoon, “Big Red” was akin to driving around in a 1/2 ton tractor. Driving Red was roughly the equivalent to taking part in a triathlon in 105 degree temperatures. Because she’s so hard to drive, on one occasion, I had to grab the giant wheel and help my sister make a turn! Yes, it took two of us and we’re both over 5”10, with plenty of muscle. Oh how I was beginning to appreciate power steering!

Jerking in-and-out-of all three gears, my sister finally stalled Big Red for a second time – sending us to a halting stop. Sweating and dirty, she screamed out in frustration, “Oh my God, I can’t do this! We’re crazy! This is never going to work!”. Searching for the inspirational words an older sibling is supposed to have at the ready, I turned my head and spotted this white big rig parked just beside us and nearly fainted. For, it was a Cardinal line truck with no more than two cardinal emblems – one on the cab and one on the trailer – emblazoned upon it.

You see, our Grandfather, who had died when we were very small was a country boy (related to Swamp Fox – yeah!) and his favorite bird was the cardinal. We know anytime one crosses our paths, to pay close attention. Gasping, I directed her attention right toward the “cardinal spotting” and we both nearly lost it. Tears welled up in both our eyes. My sister then took a deep breath and said, “Did you see the pair of cardinals fly past us as we drove back here?”. I hadn’t and said so, but quickly grabbed my camera to capture the rig carrying the cardinal message from our Gran.

While neither said so, in that moment, I think we both knew we’d buy the 1955 Dodge- even before we took her to get checked out. Can’t go against the elders, right? We offered nearly half the original price and Christine accepted. So, if for any reason, you’re in need of a classic 1955 Dodge pick up truck in fire engine red, you know who to contact!

Photographer: A. Golden, eyewash design – Charleston, S.C., July, 2008

Before we get to the tips on how to pick up women, let’s discuss what goes down when you go to a bar and you meet ladies. Usually, you latch on a girl and spend most of the evening talking to her. You put all your hopes in that one girl and feel depressed when she blows you off. If you’re lucky, she might give you her number and you feel like you scored. Only, you realize that you didn’t meet anyone else on that party and you find yourself sweating at the thought of calling the ONE girl you met. Here’s the deal. Focusing your attention on only one girl in a booming party might just hurt your game if you’re not careful. Instead of looking for a lone girl who might be bored or lonely, why not open a set of girls and entertain all of them? Those men who have learned how to pick up women know that seduction is a numbers game. The more women you meet at a time, the higher the possibility of getting dates off every interaction. The only problem is entertaining a group of women and keeping their attention… How to Pick Up Women By Keeping Them Fascinated – Two Tips 1. Learn How to Open Multiple Times in a Conversation Openers aren’t only for introducing yourself to a group of ladies. You can use openers several times, particularly when the atmosphere is tense or when the talk has gone stale. You can also use openers to introduce a friend who happened to walk by, or to banter with the more timid members of the group. 2. Have some magic tricks handy If you can learn some magic tricks to entertain the women you meet, you can bet they would want to stay with you for the rest of the night. Learning a few “fascination tools” like magic can bring in a crowd of women wanting to learn more about you. There’s a good place to start learning some  advanced pick up routines you can use to attract women. These will boost your confidence and help you learn how t pick up women. Go to PUMA skills for more information.

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Before we get to the tips on how to pick up women, let’s discuss what goes down when you go to a bar and you meet ladies. Usually, you latch on a girl and spend most of the evening talking to her. You put all your hopes in that one girl and feel depressed when she blows you off. If you’re lucky, she might give you her number and you feel like you scored. Only, you realize that you didn’t meet anyone else on that party and you find yourself sweating at the thought of calling the ONE girl you met.

Here’s the deal. Focusing your attention on only one girl in a booming party might just hurt your game if you’re not careful. Instead of looking for a lone girl who might be bored or lonely, why not open a set of girls and entertain all of them?

Those men who have learned how to pick up women know that seduction is a numbers game. The more women you meet at a time, the higher the possibility of getting dates off every interaction. The only problem is entertaining a group of women and keeping their attention…

How to Pick Up Women By Keeping Them Fascinated – Two Tips

1. Learn How to Open Multiple Times in a Conversation

Openers aren’t only for introducing yourself to a group of ladies. You can use openers several times, particularly when the atmosphere is tense or when the talk has gone stale. You can also use openers to introduce a friend who happened to walk by, or to banter with the more timid members of the group.

2. Have some magic tricks handy

If you can learn some magic tricks to entertain the women you meet, you can bet they would want to stay with you for the rest of the night. Learning a few “fascination tools” like magic can bring in a crowd of women wanting to learn more about you.

There’s a good place to start learning some  advanced pick up routines you can use to attract women. These will boost your confidence and help you learn how t pick up women. Go to PUMA skills for more information.

My name is Brad Jackson and I created P.U.M.A. Skills to show exactly how to fuse magic with seduction. Years ago I was a shy introvert who had trouble just talking to girls, let a lone getting many dates. When I learned the secrets of Pick Up or Attraction Magic…fusing magic and seduction… everything changed. I can now approach any girl or have her approach me, excite her, incite mystery and entertain her.

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Originally posted 2011-08-11 20:15:49.

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