“Nite Out With The Birds”
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Pink Lady’s Hen Night……
Come everyone join the Hen Night
As the fun starts off at nine
With lots of Dream Boy strippers
And plenty of gallons of wine
So dig out all your party clothes
And we’ll go and have some fun
Dancing, singing and partying
Till the morning brings the sun
I thought that we could start off
At a little night club I know
It’s called Pink Lady’s Palace
And they put on quite a show
We can have a few cocktails
And share some pink champagne
And by the time you’ve had a drink
You’ll be really glad you came
Barbie was in charge tonight
She was looking after our Lynn
But Lynn was Flirting with the DJ
And Barbie was drunk on the gin
Ms S you should have seen her
She was ready with oil and cream
To smear over the dream boys chest
The night was going to be a scream
As Lyn began to open the gifts
Her face turned as red as beetroot
There was laughter giggles and sniggering
Because the gifts that she got were a hoot
There were pink handcuffs and g string bikinis
Nighties, teddies and see through gowns
Things that zipped up to the cleavage
And things that almost zipped down
Well I’ve been told about the quiet ones
But I never thought it was true
But guess who was dancing on tables
It was Cynthia and our Lady Blue
Glata was chatting up this bloke
She thought she was on her way
Till Pamela whispered in her ear
I think you’ll find that blokes gay
Samantha Savannah and Alison
Had all had too much to drink
They were drinking Russian cocktails
And seeing elephants so pink
Pamela, Barbara and Lynda
You should have seen them dance
Doing the actions to Y.M.C.A
And giving the young boys a glance
The ladies were roaring at the strippers
As the girls were ready with cream
The liquor still pouring was going down well
And the lads went a pale shade of green
Just then Lynn noticed something familiar
About all the Dream Boy men
I think I’ve seen those legs before
And that one looks quite a bit like Len
Barbie said come to think of it
That bottom looks similar to Joe’s
How the hell do you know that said Lynn?
Have you seen him without his clothes?
Girls come quick and look at this
You’re sure to have a fright
Those aren’t the dream boys after all
There the lads from the C.P. Site
Oh my goodness then shouted Cynthia
Will you just take a look at that?
I’d have expected that from young Dennis
But look where Jerry’s hung his hat
Then Lyn got the shock of her life when
Craig showed her was lies beneath
So she smothered his bare chest with oil
Then took his thong off with her teeth
The oohs and the ahhs came to a halt though
When the bartender shouted time
Now who’s going to pay this drinks bill?
Cos you’ve drunk 20 gallons of wine
Barbie, as dutiful Maid of Honour
Couldn’t stand up as she was so trashed
But she began to search for the money
And handed the barman the cash
The taxis were waiting, it was almost dawn
When the girls got a boot out the door
Then giggled and laughed at the blushing bride
As Lyn slowly slid down to the floor
The next day no one remembered the party
The hangovers, they hung everywhere
Pamela shrieked as she found a key and remembered though
That Barbara was still handcuffed to a chair
Flirting SMS or text flirting: it doesn’t matter what you refer to it as. What’s important is that text flirting can be your answer to easily making yourself irresistible to her. Texting serves at least 3 purposes: 1) since you want to be on her mind constantly, texting will remind her of you, 2) text messages are very helpful for re-establishing or furthering your connection with her and 3) you can almost always get away with teasing her or using playful banter with her and more often than not, she will joke around with you back.
Flirting SMS, and more specifically, using texts as a flirting medium for guys has gotten so common recently that in their 2010 Sex Survey, Shape and Men’s Fitness Magazine published these results regarding sex and texting:
* Sending text messages is the most preferred mode of contact couples use to get in touch each other.
* Men use texts approximately 40% more than they talk on the phone. Girls text close to 150% more than they use the phone to talk.
* Almost 70% of respondents have “sexted” before
* Nearly 70% of participants state that they have been asked out through a text message.
* Close to 50% of women and 30% of guys admit that they have been dumped through a text message.
So if you still want to know if texting is effective for attraction, the answer is YES! If you’re also asking yourself how to flirt with a girl using text messages, here is a set of Flirting SMS texts that have proven to be successful for most other men:
– Knock knock.
– What’s my favorite little troll been up to?
– I just made you check your phone for no reason. I definitely have you in check.
– Hey munchkin, I’ll bet my weekend can kick your weekend’s ass.
– What sort of problems are you creating now?
– I am luring women to my house with candy, your pick: gummi bears or sour patch kids.
– Hey, can you do me a favor and text me right back? Just say Hi or something. My friends don’t believe me when I say retards can text. We’ll prove ’em wrong lil buddy!
– Hey princess, I just came back from the aquarium and I saw the cutest little fishy there and it reminded me of you.
– I hope you have a smile on your face. If you don’t, just think of me!
– Aliens are on their way to abduct all the beautiful and sexy ass people in the world! Don’t worry, you’ll be okay. I’m just sending you this text message to tell you bye.
– I really miss you and want to see you, but this stupid security guard won’t let me in the zoo. Do you think you can escape?
– Do you know a blue whales tongue is as heavy as an elephant?! That’s ridiculous. Gotta love Animal Planet on the lunch break.
– I just saw your doppleganger!
– You just popped into my head so Hi.now please stay out of there.
– Anytime I see you, I smile. Whenever you walk, I laugh. Whenever you talk, I feel happy. I don’t know why, but retarded people entertain the hell out of me!
– What a crazy fun night!
– I hope you got home safe
– Don’t dream of me when you’re sleeping…
– I got to tell you, among all the [first name] [last name]’s I know.you’re probably the one I like the most.
– I’m not sure if you have a boyfriend, but if you do, he’s sure not spanking you enough!
– Awwww, u’re so sweet. You’re making me get diabetes.
– I just don’t think we should do this anymore. I’m more than just a piece of meat, you know.
– I was thinking of you.
– Something about u seems to always make me smile.
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Originally posted 2016-05-24 19:16:43.