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Dating Advice: Top 5 Dating Tips to Help you Date Sexy Women No Matter your Looks, Age or Income

As the dating tips master who has helped millions of men date sexy women no matter their looks, age or income, I’ve heard all of the stories. I hear it over and over—”It was going so great, and then she disappeared on me… why? What happened? We were having such a great time together. I’m tired of this happening. I want to date sexy women, but I want them to stick around. Do you have any dating tips for me?”

Every time a guy tells me this, I discover he’s making the exact same dating mistakes that most guys do. These dating mistakes can kill your chances of successfully dating sexy women.

Here Are My Top 5 Dating Tips to Help You

Skyrocket Your Success with Sexy Women:

Dating tip #1: Don’t date. Yes, you heard me right. I said don’t date. Think about a traditional “date.” It’s full of pressure, awkwardness, evaluation and it just plain sucks. What do you do on a traditional date? Dinner, movie, kiss goodnight, and then she doesn’t return your calls. Trust me, it’s much better (and cheaper) to meet for coffee. It’s fun and relaxed with none of the normal dating expectations.

Dating tip #2: The less you do and say, the more she’s attracted to you. Most guys try to impress sexy women. Sexy women have heard it all before. But, if you ask her about herself, shut up and listen, and display a SMALL degree of interest, she’ll begin to wonder why you’re not slobbering all over her. She’ll want to discover more. Now you’re a challenge, and sexy women love challenging guys.

Dating tip #3: Be a gentleman but also be a “naughty little boy.” Remember the “class clown” in elementary school—the guy who was cool and funny all at the same time? When you’re talking to sexy women, make unexpected and mischievous comments. Leave them thinking, “I can’t believe he just said that… but I like it.” This shows sexy women you’re NOT impressed by their looks and you need to see more. And because this is so different from what they’re used to, they can’t help but be attracted. I cannot emphasize the importance of this dating tip.

Dating tip #4: Avoid all canned pick up lines or any type of acting. Sexy women have heard it all before. As soon as you spout one, you’re instantly what I call a JAG (just another guy). And JAG’s don’t get sexy women!

Dating tip #5: Look out for her tests. Sexy women will test you to see if you’ll stand up to them. If you can’t stand up to her, you can’t stand up for her. If she asks you to buy her things, that’s a test. It’s also a perfect opportunity to be a naughty little boy as described in dating tip #3. Say something like, “What do I look like an ATM machine? You should buy ME something, just for the privilege of spending time with me. I like sexy women who buy me things!” Say this in a playful, yet firm manner that lets her know you’re onto her. When you pass their tests, it drives sexy women wild with desire.

Obviously there are lots of other dating tips, tricks and secrets you can put to use to grab a hold of the sexy woman of your dreams and never let her go. But if you pay attention to these dating tips, you’ll be a whole lot more successful with sexy women. I guarantee it. So, go re-read all the dating tips again now and start having more fun on your dating adventures!

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Originally posted 2004-12-15 14:51:50.

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