

Richard asks…
help! i need an i dea for a valentines day present for my bf…[we're only 14]?
nothin dirty please…. and by then… we’ll be going on our 5 and a 1/2 weeks 2gether…
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Dean Cortez answers:
Liquor and a strip club

George asks…
third valentines day, need a creative present for a 21 year old man?
hi, and first, thank you for you’re future help. its my third valentines with my boyfriend, and i need to top the first two. the first one i made him a scrapbook and a box filled with all the reasons i loved him, and the second i sent him on a treasure hunt with clues and a gift at every stop. this year, i’m pressed for cash and want something creative and cute. he likes music, movies, cars, and anything to do with science. but, all of these things cost quite a bit of money and i was hoping i could make him something to do with anything of this. hes quite the romantic himself, so i know he’ll enjoy mushy gifts, and he hates sports. any help would be greatly appreciated. and anything to do with dirty gifts i’d prefer not to hear, its valentines, hes obviously getting something romantic at the end of the night, but thats not what i want his entire gift to be.
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Dean Cortez answers:
Make him a coupon book filled with coupons he will love (i.e. Watching his favorite movie with him or going to a car show with him).

Laura asks…
Ladies, please explain to me the confusion regarding Valentines Day gifts?
8 million girls here have asked questions about what present to get for their guy. But every guy says the same thing – THEY DON’T WANT A PRESENT. I mean, it’s Valentines Day – he does something extra cute/romantic for you, and you do something extra sexy/dirty for him. I don’t care where you are in your relationship, or how old you are, if you are in a relationship, this rule applies. He’s a guy, you’re a girl. So why is this concept so difficult to grasp????
The WORST are the girls getting their guys GIRL PRESENTS, like a teddy bear or something. WHY????
I am embrasssed by our gender.
Jexx – if you think a grown man wants a teddy bear from his grown wife/girlfriend, I’m not the one that needs to grow up.
And I NEVER SAID a guy has to get the girl a gift. I said he has to do something cute/romantic.
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Dean Cortez answers:
Some girls just want the attention from their boyfriend. Some just want to spend time with them.

James asks…
kitchen poll for the ladies in the kitchen- what is in?
the kitchen sink
1. nothing
2. dirty dishes
3. a cat taking a nap
5. a mouse washing the pots & pans
9. a hippo washing a cake pan
10. a valentines day present
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Dean Cortez answers:
What happened to 4, 6, 7, and 8?
There better be a woman making me a sammich in that kitchen.

Sharon asks…
Help with a Valentine’s Day present?
I want to give my boyfriend a c.d. for Valentine’s Day, but I’m not sure that i have enough songs. I know I want (in no particular order) :
‘Something in your Mouth’ by Nickelback
‘Bad Girlfriend’ by Theory of a Dead Man
‘Animals’ by Nickelback
‘Addicted’ by Saving Abel
‘Dirty Little Girl’ by Burn Halo
‘Crazy B**** ‘ (Is that the right title? Also, who is it by?)
Can you suggest or recommend similar songs? Please and thank you!
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Dean Cortez answers:
Take off the Nickelback songs.
Add
Stand By Me- Ben E. King
Collide- Howie Day
City Of Blinding Lights- U2
Better Together- Jack Johnson
Nightswimming- REM
Everything Is Magic- The Police
Every Breathe You Take- Sting
I Just Love You- Five For Fighting
Crash- Dave Matthews Band
and that song I’m Yours by Jason Mraz, everyone who’s “in love” seems to like it.
Crazy B*itch is by Buckcherry

Ruth asks…
GUYS: Would you like this V-Day present?
-I’m getting my boyfriend a hotel jacuzzi suite for the Friday night after valentines.
-I have rose petals to put everywhere(?).
-I made him a CD of love songs and songs to make love to.
-I got him these soaps made with his favorite cologne. One has a picture of us on it. The other 2 having sayings. “Think of me when you’re feeling dirty” and “I wish I was this soap.”
-Then I made him these sex “gift Certificates”. They’re good for hugs, kisses, massages, full body massages, sex, BJ, etc…
- I was also thinking of making a tank top and sexy panties that say something like “I *heart* Chris” or something like that
It also just so happens to be our 1 year anniversary the day after Valentine’s Day. So it’s pretty special.
What do you think? Too much?
I’m just worried because he IS kinda’ a manly man. But he loves to be spoiled and he TOTALLY reciprocates what I do for him. Should I maybe save some of the ideas for later? Like his birthday? I just don’t want him to be embarrassed or something
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Dean Cortez answers:
I really like the soap idea. Not that im a guy but ive been reading alot of articles by guys that say do something untraditional for your guy for vday. Not to get them something that YOU would want them to do for you.
Mine is getting a bluetooth headset that hes been talking about for months.

Charles asks…
My Boyfriends Birthday is coming up. Presents?
My boyfriends birthday is a few months away, but I don’t want this to be a repeat of valentines day where I didn’t know what to get him. By the time his birthday comes around, we’ll have been going out for 8 months, and I don’t know what to get him! He likes music (bands like florence and the machine, up-and-coming rappers, screamo, etc.), he’s artsy, he likes basket ball… but he never seems to need or want anything. He never complains. He’s perfect. He really is, which is why I want to get something perfect. I’m desperate for suggestions.
Oh, and for all you perverts- we’re 15, and we go to church together. So please don’t be dirty. >:(
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Dean Cortez answers:
I think its great you want to get him something really ice that isnt sex hahaha. You said he likes music, maybe you could get him tickets to a concert? Maybe one of up-and-coming artist he likes is going on tour. If they arent too famous you might be able to get some inexpensive tickets. Tht would show him that you pay attention to his interests and really care
good luck!

Mandy asks…
is my fiance doing the dirty on me?
Well over the past few weeks my suspicions have been raised but as I’m quite heavily pregnant with our 1st child so i don’t know if it is just me being a bit over emotional…..
First of all I have been with my partner for 2 1/2 years now and always felt as though we are soul mates, i strongly believed that he is very loyal (as am i) as family members are always backing this up etc and we have both had bad previous relationships. I’m not a possessive or controlling person and we have a good relationship, never argue etc and so have never had my reasons to doubt until a few weeks ago……
First thing I noticed was he (my fiance) kept taking his mobile in the bathroom whilst having a shower – v odd?? I’ve never felt the urge to look through his phone until then but this made me wonder. So the other day he had left his phone on the window sill, I took the opportunity and looked thru his messages….bad i know!! but had the overwhelming urge.
I noticed messages from his brothers girlfriend on valentines day – between them (on iphone so can see whole convo) him: What u upto? x her: doing some excersise on the moors, u? x him: bored on the train (on the way to pick up our new car) , oh yeah, u up there dogging? haha x her: no I only do that behind closed doors ;o) whoop whoop xx him: yeah right, i’ll be up there later x from her later that evening: where was my present? x
yes… made me raise my eyebrows! he didn’t get home til about 8.30 that evening from work (pretty normal) and if he had gone up his bro’s, which he didn’t mention, then that wouldn’t raise suspicions either as they are very close. Also what is soooo weird about all of this is that he always makes out how much he hates her….as she is so possessive over his bro, he calls her the poisoned dwarf!!!!!
Anyways checked his phone again yesterday whilst he was nursing a hangover, previous convo had been deleted?? this time him the night before: you left me with a loaded gun! x her: r u coming up later, we can sort you out x then nothing we went out that evening to the pub then upto his bro’s for an indian as a few friends were round, noticed they didn’t even look or talk to each other (but again nothing really unusual between them) then i went home as so tired and obviously not drinking etc! so his phone later said him: have u had a drink? x her: yes x, him: r u at home?x (this was about 1.30am) then noticed they had a brief 2 min phone convo………
May I mention she is also pregnant (2 months behind me)…..
Other suspicions are when we went up there the other night his bro and him came to loggerheads over an argument cos we were 10 mins late, unusual for his bro as he’s v laid back, i said to his bro: is that what is really upsetting you? he shook his head but didn’t say anything.
Up at their parents house yesterday, bro and girlfriend turn up yet again my fiance and her didn’t exchange a single word or look. Also I have been close to her over the past few months and he has hated this and as soon as i’m not as friendly with her, he is.
Now i don’t suffer fools gladly and i’m not hanging around if something has been going on, but i don’t know if its my hormones driving me a bit nuts…. I don’t want to say anything in case it is just me, should i keep checking his phone?? I hate doing it and i feel like some bitter hag in doing it!
obviously lately have not been feeling so fantastic about how i look as have a huge bump and partner has not showed any interest in me for months but yesterday would not leave me alone…like a dog on heat!!
HELP!! – i don;t want to mention anything to family friends etc as everyone has such a high opinion of my chap and I feel awful at times for doubting him!
Another thing when we had first got together him and his long time ex were still close and in contact, after about 8 months of us being together i found texts from her brothers phone to him (as he wasn’t stupid enough to keep hold of her number??) saying: wooo hoooo not long til xmas, doggies can’t wait to see you, miss u jm x jm x jm x jm x jmx (his name begins with j hers with m) his reply : i can’t wait to see our little family too miss u too mj x mj x mjx mj x
I was fuming at the time as well i don;t know what possessed me to go thru his phone then as well?!!! maybe a weird sixth sense, i confronted him saying someone ‘anon’ had contacted me via facebook saying they had been back in touch, he seemed flustered and denied it, later checked his phone – everything had been wiped, off. At the time i was really pissed off but decided to let it go and see how things went.
now what?!?!!
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Dean Cortez answers:
Where is my Coffee To read this

Ken asks…
its this wrong?(20 characters)?
ok so i was in school today and my friend came up and we started to talk at my locker well so then this guy comes up and he said happy valentines day and gave my friend a chocolate heart and a necklace
so shes all like um thanks?
so he left and she just threw it in my locker so then im like kate that was mean and shes all like
well he knows that i don’t like him and he should stop giving me these gifts!
so i took the gift out and shes like oh i need the chocolate and you can have the necklace and im like hell no ur taking both so she agreed
so then half way through the day in fourth bell im like so did you eat that present?
and she gave me this dirty look
and said
i gave it to Jessica for her birthday
and i pretty much scream
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!
so she is just like
i didn’t want it so i gave it to her
so im like u know u are so mean ur going to grow and die alone and die
so my question is do you think its right to give away a valentines gift from the guy that has had a crush on you for like five years?
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Dean Cortez answers:
Your friend is very rude and cruel. If anything, she should have given the gift back to him, and simply said I can’t except these, and in a nice way. I think you are right about her, she will grow old and die alone unless she changes her attitude.
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