A clever pick up line can be a fun way to “break the ice” and start conversations with girls. The key is to smile when you use pick up lines and deliver them in a playful way.

Also, your body language should be relaxed and laid back. If you do these things, using a cute pick up line can be a fun and original way to “break the ice” and start a conversation with a girl.

I’m going to reveal some of my best pick up lines on this page. My name is Dean Cortez and I’m the author of Tactical Attraction, which is the ultimate, step-by-step “attraction blueprint” for getting you more girls, and hotter girls.

So let’s get started…

Funny, Silly and Clever Pick Up Lines

“I’m not drunk, baby…I’m just intoxicated by you.”

“I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.”

“Are you ok? Because heaven is a long fall from here…”

“Excuse me, but I think I dropped something…MY JAW!”

“Can I borrow a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.”

“Do you have a map? I keep on getting lost in your eyes.”

“Do you have a library card? Because I am checking you out.”

“Do you have a quarter? I want to call my mom and thank her.”

“I’m new in town…can you give me the direction to your apartment?”

“There must be something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off you.”

“I must be lost. I thought paradise wasn’t on earth.”

“So did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

“You dropped something…my jaw!”

“Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I’m planning to save all my love for you.”

“Were you arrested earlier? It has got to be illegal to look that good.”

“You might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.”

“Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa want for Christmas?”

“Hey, I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”

“Somebody better call God because he’s missing an angel. So what time do you have to be back in heaven?”

“Sorry lady, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”

“I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?”

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.”

“Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

“If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.”

“I was so mesmerized by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”

More Cute Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines don’t necessarily need to be cheesy. I don’t have enough space here to give you my 100 best pick up lines, but here are a few cute pick up lines and sweet pick up lines that women may actually find charming or flattering — IF you follow them up correctly (which I’ll explain how to do in a moment).

If you’re wondering what to say to girls to start a conversation, you might try one of these. (But do it playfully, with a smile…)

“Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?”

“Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

“Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.”

“If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the McGorgeous!”

“You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.”

“Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!”

“Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the room instantly became beautiful.”

“Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?”

“Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down.”

“Hey, I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”

“Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.”

“Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.”

“Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.”

“You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.”

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”

“Can I have directions? [“To where?”] To your heart.”

“Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.”

“Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?”

“I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.”

“Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”

“I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.”

“I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.”

“Are you a magnet? Because im attracted to you…”

“Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.”

“You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.”

“If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.”

“Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my back? A little kid with wings just shot me.”

“What does it feel like to be the cutest girl in the room?”

“If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.”

(Note: Don’t use this pick up line on women who are extremely hot and KNOW it. This one is effective on a girl who is attractive, but is clearly NOT the best-looking girl in the place.)

Romantic Pick-up Lines

Girls often don’t think that guys are romantic enough. Surprise her by using these romantic pickup lines on her. Who knows, you may start on your next whirlwind romance. If you are trying to attract someone, then these pickup lines would have a wonderful effect on her…

“Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.”

“I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.”

“I feel like Richard Gere, I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.”

“I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.”

“I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.”

“If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.”

“If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.”

“I’d love to wake up next to you in the morning.”

“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

“I think God took the color from the ocean and put it in your eyes.”

“My dad was Fred Astaire, and my mom was Ginger Rogers. Would you like to dance?”

“God was showing off when he made you”

“You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

“My love for you is like the energizer bunny; it keeps going and going.”

“Hey you know Dr. Phil says I am afraid of commitment….Do you want to prove him wrong?”

Do not forget to smile when you deliver these romantic pickup lines. Use these pickup lines with the right attitude and before you know it, she might be the one to ask you the question: “your place or mine?”

And then, there’s another category of non-cute pick up lines. I call these…

Dirty Pick Up Lines (Use With Caution!)

Now let me give you some that aren’t exactly cute pick up lines. Actually, these are dirty pick up lines that might sound funny, but use them with extreme caution! While they might get a good reaction (particularly if she’s a drunken nymphomaniac), you’re equally likely to get hit.

(Especially if her boyfriend, the steroid-crazed UFC fighter, happens to be standing nearby!)

Like I said, be careful with these…here are some more…

“Do you know what has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? [What?] My zipper.”

“That outfit would look great…in a crumpled heap next to my bed.”

“That’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?”

“I’ll bet you $10 my dick can’t fit into your mouth.”

“I wanna floss with your pubic hair.”

“I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.”

“If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks?”

“If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?”

“If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?”

If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.

“If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.”

“If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.”

“If you were camping and woke up with a used condom inside you, would you tell anyone? (No) Wanna go camping?”

“If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?”

“If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.”

More Cute and Funny Pick Up Lines

If you want to really catch her attention, you can always try a cute or funny pick up line, like one of these…

“Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!”

“You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You’re cool cause you’re hot!”

“Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?”

“Is your daddy a thief? [“No.”] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say “yes.”]

“Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get”

“Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!”

“Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!”

[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, “What are you doing?”, say “Checking to see if you were made in heaven.”

“If you were a library book, I would check you out.”

“I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?”

“Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.”

“My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.”

“You must be the cause of global warming because your hot!”

“I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can definitely make your bed rock!”

“I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard… so, you wanna go running?”